r.s.l. dribbler

An R.S.L. Dribbler (Dribbler for short) is an elderly gentlemen of western descent, currently engaged in a romantic relationship with a younger Asian woman.

The Dribbler is usually characterised by some sort of physical deformity such as a glass eye, prosthetic limb, etc.

They will always aim to convince you their "relationship" is based on "true love" - do not be fooled it is a purely commercial arrangement.

The natural habitat of a dribbler is at the bar of an RSL (Return Soldier League) club in Australia, or equivalent in other nations. They enjoy meat tray raffles, Keno, sinking a schooner of New and Asian women at least half their age .

They can be identified by their continuous dribbling (i.e. excessive salivating) brought on by;
- The thought of their young Asian companion;
- The stroke they suffered in 1996; OR
- A combination of the above.

Another means of identifying a Dribbler is by the manner by which they maintain physical contact with their Asian "friend" - generally such contact can be described as desperately clasping at their "friends" arm. This is often misinterpreted as the dribbler requiring support to remain upright given prior stroke.

Aussie 1: Christ almighty mate... check out that Asian bird with the R.S.L. Dribbler over there
Aussie 2: He's straight outta punchbowl RSL Mate
Aussie 1: Bloody Dribbler looks like he's lost sensation to the lower part of his body... even she couldn't get him going
Aussie 2: Real shame... he's not reverse cowgirling her the way she needs to be...

help yourself

An unlimited offering of ones goods (food, clothing, vehicle, etc) to another party, often accompanied by an encouragement (challenge) to consume as much as the receiving party is able to consume/utilise in the shortest period possible.

Housemate 1: happy Passover bro help yourself to my mums left over matzo balls they are big and delicious

Housemate 2: challenge accepted bro-mo-sexual

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