twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

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Gwank

Noun: An act of masturbation in the key of G.

Norman was practising his scales on the piano, and became aroused at the sound of the scale of G. He ended up wanking - or having a G-Wank as he told his special friend Raymond later.

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dewanta

DO you want a... (coffee, tea, shag, piece of pie etc). Or do you want to (lube yourself up whilst I put the milk bottles out?)

Dewanta pair of melons missus, or just the one?
Dewanta get the door?
Dewanta pay for that love, or come into the back office?

zipskinned

Adjective - derived from the very to zipskin, referring to the catching of a male member in a trouser (UK) or pants (USA) zip.
Some users use the word only when the member is caught in the zip, as opposed to merely damaged by it.

Ronnie was having a gwank, when he heard his mother come back into the house. He pushed his little man away and pulled up his zip so fast that he zipskinned himself. He was unable to explain to his mother quite what pained him.

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