Kerry Motta Drunk

Intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.

Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"

Bartender 2 - "yup."

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clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.