Dessertation

The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation

I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation

oliophobia

The fear of missing Oli's or Olives. It's a rare condition but and only effects people with a very special Oli or Olive in their life that are unreachable and inaccessible.

Treatment includes lots of hugs and love.

Friend 1: I haven't seen Olive in nearly a month, I think I may have oliophobia.

Friend: oh no girl, that's a bad one that is. You really need to see Olive.