atley

An atley is a simple guy who enjoys theater and the finer things in life. He surfs everyday. His biggest fears are water and addiction. His best feature is his sideburns. He takes creatine compulisively, 15-20 grams per day. He only wears Hollister clothing.

Synonyms: Theater Cat, Twiglet, Yupers, Renaissance Man, Lamb Chop

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that guy in the play with the huge sideburns?
Guy 2: Yeah, I could see the cree running through his veins from here, must be an Atley.

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