mtv

a television channel that plays mostly rap and poseur-punk music. The only good artist they play is No Doubt, I could have screamed when they took Daria off the air.

The only decent show now is Big Urban Myth Show

If MTV is Music Television, why don't they play music?

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Dipsy

The lime green teletubby. He has a brown face and wears a cow spotted hat.

Dipsy: Uh-oh, Po!
Po: Uh-oh, Dipsy!
Tinky-Winky: Uh-oh. Tinky Winky wants some Tubby Toast!
Laa-laa: Uh-oh, Dipsy, where your hat?
All: UH-OH!
Noo-noo: *slurp slurp slurp*

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Vanity Smurf

A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.

Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...

Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!

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time warp

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!

Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...

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mag

male ass grabber

Vanity Smurf is a mag.

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Tinky Winky

The purple teletubby; Has a male voice and carries around a purse; Has a triangle stem on his head; normally has huge giggle fits

The Noo-noo scared the shit out of Tinky-Winky.

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shipper

relationshipper; One who believes there is, was, should, and could be a relationship between 2 characters in a certain fandom.

Daria: Daria+Trent and/or Daria+Tom
Harry Potter: Draco+Harry *dude, I'm not kidding*
SpongeBob: SpongeBob+Patrick *still not kidding*
Friends= Rachel+Ross
Star Trek= Kirk+Spock *you know...*

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