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what guys get after eating to much chicken
"Uh oh, looks like William's been eating chicken again. He's got bigger man boobs that before..."
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A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.
(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)
Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!
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Gargamel's cat on Smurfs
Azrael scared the crap out of Vanity Smurf
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a dance found in the movie and broadway musical Grease. Don't ask me how to do it.
I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!
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kids at my school that look really suspicious, and are mean to a gwennabe like me; some say they're on drugs; shop at Wal*Mart AND at prep stores.
"What's up with you dorky druggies?"
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I haven't kissed anyone before and I really don't give a fuck!!!
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What Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show yells after "I Can Make You A Man" and before "Hot Patootie-Bless My Soul"
"Eddie!", yelled Columbia as Eddie broke through the wall with his motorcycle.
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