The concy

The concy is a mysterious place which has legends walking round it. The first one is the king of the concy (a Mike Thurston lookalike)
The king has numerous enemies, he despises the prince of the concy (dingle) due to his unprecedented and unusual behaviour.
However his worst enemy is gremlins, these come in groups of 5 plus and are absolute twerps

Yo g have you seen the king of the concy recently

Ye g he’s been mocking the prince again