Meatover

To eat so much red meat that you get a meat generated hangover. Often happens when consuming over 1kg of red meat in a sitting though may take more for large people. Symptoms include;
>dizziness
>poor dexterity
>uncontrollable flatulence
>vagueness
>sweating
>slurring of speech

Cure;
>harden up and enjoy it princess!

Ate so much meat I can't play Halo properly...i keep sticking grenades to my own back...Must have a Meatover

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HandBagging

The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.

Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!

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Drop-Bear

A variation of the traditional T-bag named after the feared Australian predator the dropbear (large carnivorous Koala). This maneuver involves a regular T-Bag done from elevation or suspension and not from a standing position or any that involves you being level with the target. Similar to the actual drop bear this attack must happen from above!

Common attack techniques often include hanging from a tree, fence or even a complex rope and pulley system (rope setup usually not preformed by anyone less than Level 7 in shenanigans).

Dude!! theres a pube in my eye?!?!?

Oh yeh, drop-bear got ya when you passed out

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