Slag.

Slag means slow mixed with lag.

I wished the time wasn't so slag.

Intrabuttular

The route in which a medication can be given into the rectum.

My dig was having cluster seizures , so they sent me home with Valium to administer intrabuttular.

Smeggletwats

The crustacious matter in between the labia.

I was just informed by my gynecologist that I suffer from a severe case of smeggletwats.