sex volcano

1. sex in a volcano while drinking vinegar
2. a new kind of glory hole, but in a volcano
3. pouring vinegar and baking soda into any orifice and seeing what happens
4. pouring molten lava into any orifice and seeing what happens

1. Hey babe, let’s go have some sex volcano. It’ll be HOT🥵

2. I don’t know what happened to my dick last night, but it was probably the sex volcano.

3. He tried the sex volcano on me last night, and now my vagina is tingly.

4. Steve just fucking died because he tried the sex volcano with Stacy last night.

Please stop

bless you but for coughing

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!

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sparkletower 5000

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter

girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?

sex

sodium bicarbonate used in cooking, for cleaning, or in toothpaste.

Can you pass the sex? It’s gonna make my science fair volcano go boom.

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appoppple

noun. the company that creates the devices that begin with "i", most notorious for its "wonderful" autocorrect

Person 1: hey did you hear about appoppple's new update
Person 2: don't you mean Apple?
Person 1: no fucking appoppple always fucks up my messages. i never mean duck