blivet

A ball of dried fecal matter clinging to a hair follicle.

In combat in Viet Nam we often had no access to toilet paper. Blivets could be found in our drawers and even in our socks.

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taint

the perineum - the area betwwen the genitals and anus, male or female, although the term is said to orginate from the saying "It ain't pussy and t'aint ass..."

A hairy taint is a blivet hazard

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