Adam and Steve

Something homophobic Christians say to try and “debunk” gay marriage

God created the first man, Adam, and he was good. God created the second man, so he had a friend. His name was Steve, and he was good. God told them, don’t eat from the tree of g a y or idk. So they ate the fruit. One day, Adam went to Steve, and bent him over. “What are you doing!?” said Steve. “I wanted to see your butt.” Adam gently licks Steve’s butthole, up and down. “Ohhhh, yeah.” Adam thrusts his penis into Steve and Steve cries out, “Oh! It feels so good.” Steve stroked his own towering penis, but Adam grabbed it and lovingly caressed and fondled him. Adam shouted, “Something’s happening!” And Adam and Steve ejaculated at the same time.

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