poondoggle

noun
/ˈpo͞onˌdäɡəl/

1. A social gathering involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity and drinking.
2. A literal clusterfuck.

Well hell, all we need now is a Catholic priest, and then we can have ourselves a genuine hillbilly poondoggle!

techpertist

The kind of geeky expert at everything that makes the incredibly difficult look incredibly simple, and whose finished work is often mistaken for art. May also be referred to as, "The Patron Saint of Anything Complicated".

Look at him, setting up an incredibly complicated service as though a four year old could do it with his eyes shut. What a techpertist!