Jug-Head

Cousin to the meat head a swoll body bro who carries a gallon jug of water with them every where. They insist that the best way to get a perfect body is to drink gallons of water everyday. They also insist any one who does not drink a gallon or more of water everyday, not serious about fitness or lifting.

Can be found:

Walking in hallways in high school or across courtyard at college with a back pack on and a shirt one size two small.

In cars to little for them Ex. Hafþór Björnsson (The Mountain from Game of Thrones) trying to fit into a Mini Cooper

At gyms throwing their jug across the room when they don’t hit their max, or see someone doing cross fit.

At the supper market buying all the pasta and meat.

Jug-Head 1: Bro I drank only 2 gallons of water this morning

Jug-Head 2: lucky I broke my jug by throwing it at a crossfitter

Crossfitter : (walks buy) y’all are such jug-heads I only drink half a gallon a day

Both Jug-Heads: YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT LIFTING!

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PodBurn

Pale outline of AirPods down your ear lobe or cheek due to wearing AirPods in the sun for too long. Most visible when a person gets a sun burn with AirPods in. Rich white people tend to get it while laying by the pool.

Dude I fell asleep at the beach with my AirPods in and now I have a PodBurn.

Homiesexual

When dudes act gay around the homies, boys, or their friends. The behavior is acknowledged as a joke. One who doesn’t act homiesexual might actually be gay.

Dude 1: ur looking sexy today bro
Dude 2:Bro your acting so homiesexual, it’s creeping me out
Dude 1: bro you know I’m just playing around, but that dude acts so straight he might be gay.

Quarintine

Pronounced: Kwor-in-tine
Quarantine + Valentine. The one person you are in constant, distant contact with during the coronavirus quarantine or any other quarantine. You start to catch feelings over the internet or social media, even if you know them in real life. This is due to the change in the way you remember them, instead of what they are like in person, you know only know their electronic personality.

Same thing as a long distance relationship or a relationship built up on the internet, but you can’t meet them.

I’ve been snapping this girl so much I think she might be my quarintine.

Every time I hear my phone buzz I hope it’s my quarintine.

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