Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

Cultie

Upstate new yorker slang for a leftie who argues using dogma and programming and dismisses all evidence in favor of a pre-prepared “argument” usually consisting of “but (something already addressed is false) though so why are you still trying to assert this?” and without fail will attempt to change the subject or shut down the conversation with said “argument.” Due to this type of conversation avoidance being near identical to cult programming, the words “leftie” and “cultist” were fused together.

Donald: I just spent 45 minutes trying to argue with the new guy, why’s he so hard to talk to ya think?

Jenna: 200% a cultie, guy moved up from Jersey

Donald: Ah, that makes sense

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AJAC

All Journalists Are Commies

Man: I was talking to this girl I matched with last night

she seemed a bit overbearing but alright at first
then she told me she’s a Journalist so I told her to fuck up and unmatched

Woman:

Ye you made the right move
she’d probably try to sue you for carrying a gun in a parking lot or something
AJAC

Man: lol

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