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A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.
Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"
7π 1π
Wholly consumed by evil and in its grip.
Guys hate breakups because they are possessive. Girls don't care because they're possesed.
3π 5π
Dust storms on Mars. Name derived from haboobs on earth. May be any size or shape, although the largest ones are most famous. Often round or oval, ranging from very light red or pink to nearly black. May occur in pairs, but three at one time are extremely rare. Difficult to predict when they will come in, their size or shape, but eventually gravity destroys them and they just fade away, falling to the ground.
NASA Ensign Fook Mei: Commander! There appears to be one, no two! huge reddish pink dust storms busting out on Mars! Its maboobs!
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.
The corollary of emasculation - when women are scoffed at or scorned for attempting to perform a manly task.
My bf emammulated me when he tried to stop me from using the chain saw just because I'm a woman. So I cut his dick off with it.
Kicked off a platform or social media site due to violations of the Code of Conduct. More devastating than being TOSed off for Terms of Service.
That asshole COC'd me just because I called his mom a slut. I knew he was a TOSser, but now it's personal!
A month in 2020 that was the end of days, at the culmination of COVID-19. Last act of humanity was the April Fool joke by US government that marijuana cures the corona virus.
Me: I canΓ’ΒΒt wait for 4-20! Imma smoke me a fatty and cure the pandemic!
Virus: Yes, that is going to happen! Mind if I take the first hit?
A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.
Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"
Anal Emma: "Why?"
Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
4π 1π