Fade Doctor

A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.

I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.

Haustina

A women of large physical stature.

Female version of a haus.

Becky looked really large in those jeans. She's a haustina.

I typically only go for skinny girls, but this haustina was all over me.

Amy from pitch perfect is a haustina.