Proximity Mine

A bitch you may think is pretty hot when looking from a distance, but once you get a closer look, thats when it all blows up in your face and you realize, that bitch be UGLY!!!

That bitch is a proximity mine!

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I eyed this bitch from across the bar, i went up to go talk to her and wow she was fucken ugly! I determined she was a proximity mine!

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