Matko

An awesome guy that has somehow become the focus of a lotta people that are mistreating him for fun. He's also funny if you have no ears, likes to avoid problems but trouble seems to find him anyways.

He's also one handsome devil.... Someone had to say it, we're all thinking it anyways.... ....( Is too.)

Most important
... He likes the lady's.....

He is the HE-MAN type of dude whose masculinity is apparent even at great distances.... (Example....). ( Sooooooo..... NOT gay).

Hey you know what? That Matko is actually kinda awesome, I just didn't know till we all had talked in a relaxed setting and drank some whiskey.