tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

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webtard

n., any individual whose act of personal stupidity is video recorded and available for viewing on the Internet (i.e., lipsynching a song, or otherwise acting like a total douche)

Did you see that video of those stupid Asian guys lipsynching to that lame-ass Backseat Boys song? What a couple of webtards!

Oh yeah, and what about that numa-numa kid? A classic example of a fucking webtard at work!

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