Reddit

The best place to watch prn other than PnHb.

I went on Reddit last night. Not to look at news or anything.

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pussy

a cat

"wanna kiss my pussy"
"ew what the fuck no"
"hes cute"
"oh yeah sure"

VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."

fruity

andrew garfield. literally andrew garfield

"andrew garfield is so fruity. i have a pic of him kissing ryan reynolds." (he actually did that, look it up)