Pugnacist

a feisty, factious individual who delights in striking up arguments at the slightest opportunity... and often at other times too

"no I was NOT trying to say Ukraine was better off under the Soviets, man, I just asked if you wanted a burger! stop being such a pugnacist!"

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Feargasm

when a sudden event like the sighting of a cop on the highway causes electric-like jolts of fear to shoot throughout your body. reminiscent of an orgasm but not as fun, especially if followed by speeding ticket.

"Why are you hyper-ventilating?"
"iPhone feargasm! I can't find it anywhere! holy #$^@$&#@!"

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