pie-cost

adjective used to describe something cheap and of poor quality. Worth about $1.20 (the cost of a pie). This term is only used by Maori and Polynesians in Auckland.

Nesian: F*** bro, those shoes are pie-cost bro. Don't yous get enough Dole money to buy shoes?
Maori: Nah bro I racks them eh!

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PIG

Pacific Island Gangsta
A Polynesian teenager who lives in Auckland, New Zealand and is descended from overstayers. These nesians think that because they are coloured, they can be like Afro-Americans. PIGs choose a random colour and hand sign to "represent" at each other.

PIGs: F*** bro (pronounced "Brerr"), represent my soufside crew bro!
Normal Person: Fuck off nesians!

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pop-up boonga

A Polynesian/Pacific Islander who hides behind a fence in South Auckland, and then "pops up" without warning to throw a large rock onto the road. These creatures often work in packs and one should drive quickly through such areas to minimise a "pop-up" attack.

"Mate, I'm heading down to Otara today to pick up some weed."
"Oh, be careful for Pop-up boongas mate, they might throw rocks at you"

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Corned Beef

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.

Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"

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Maoritache

A moustache in the style of a Maori teenager. It is usually thin, dark hair on one's top lip that makes one look rather degenerate.

"Haha look at that guy's maoritache!"
Maori: "F*** bro, represent soufside"

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Banana Man

Someone who is extremely tall and has a hunched posture, thus resembling a banana.

Haha, here comes banana man!

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