dead

Something your social life is.

You: I'm dead inside.

Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.

Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*

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Fire Extinguisher

A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.

Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!

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Attention

Something that little white girls seek. Usually the white girl thinks she's black.

I want attention n****!!!!!

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Child

The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.

If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.

Welp, their goes my child!

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