George Lucas

With a mind sullied by wealth, this director/producer wouldn't know a finished product if it creamed on him. Currently focusing most of his time on ruining trilogies, Lucas spends about two hours a day on Skywalker Ranch wearing a storm trooper helmet and beating off in a pile of money-- similar to how Bono beats off infront of the mirror.

George Lucas is a smug fuck. What is his problem?

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