A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware
Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob
When autocorrect decides to take all the sting out of your text and turn it into an utter embarrassment
Danny: Well duck you man
Danny: *rereads text*
Danny: *dies of shame*
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When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird
Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know
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