Sam

1. A very fat person
2. Goes to cadets
3. Goes out with fat boys (and likes/licks it) ;)
4. Shags his BFs (who are guys)
5. FYI. has 1 BALL!
6. Chases randomers with a baseball bat
7. Is a library basher
8. Sings in the shower
9. Thumps on the wall when masterbating
10. Smells like a dustbin

OMG that fat kid in the cadet uniform must be called sam!!!

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