blown

to get head from someone

i had blue balls so i went and got blown by some chick

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cap

to shoot someone in the knee cap.

If the bitch comes around I'm gonin' cap him.

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Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

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Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

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pinske

A word meaning "I'm Great", often followed by the phrase "Praise Me"

Damn! My friend is a right Pinske when he plays the guitar

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VFBG

A complete and utter fuckwit, which spoils parties.

Thinks that he has an oppinion which is always right.

Likely to be out of fashion by 20 years and buy clothes from thrift shops.

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C.T.

another term for physco bitch also commonly used to describe the behavior of one as bitchy

"Shut Up i hate you"
"WOW you dont have to be al C.t about it

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