Ugh

When u r bored and u feel like saying something to sound cool. When ur math homework gets eaten by the dog and ur dog barfs it up. When u see ur self in the mirror and then u grab the toaster and fill the bathtub with water and plug in the toaster and sit in the bathtub and put the toaster in the bathtub.

UGHHHHHHH I need to poo my butt hurts but my butt cheeks are closing in on me I need help plz my butt needs CPR

Poo

There are several types of poo to be produced from your very butt.

LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.

TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.

DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.

POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.

FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.

I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.

now go take a very nice poo in the toilet

Excuse me, I have to go poop now. It was your chicken noodle soup, I believe.