outdouched

1. used to describe a situation when one is bested by a doucher or multiple douchers in any number of environments

2. condition occurring, when despite ones best efforts, is gotten over upon by someone with ulterior motives

3. one can also outdouche ones opponent by succeeding despite their opponents best efforts

examples
1. I was going to leave work early but the boss outdouched me again.

2. I was totally going to get that girl's number but I was outdouched by some guy that probably has VD.

3. They were going to fire me but I outdouched them and got a promotion

put it on a beat

When someone has an idea that is easily said but incredibly difficult to achieve. While intoxicated it is seemingly easy to accomplish. You respond to this with "Put it on a beat" because you are acknowledging how incredibly stupid they sound and suggesting that they make it into a song.

"I am going to get all of my debt paid off and then change my ways with exercise and diet"

Put it on a beat

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