Jaaaaaaaack

Jaaaaaaaack is used when you are on bluetooth in a public place. Generaly you tend to keep quiet and silently giggle as some 'certain names' but when you suddenly shout out a name it is called: Jaaaaaaaack

*looking on bluetooth, searching, searching...., find 'Jack'
Person searching suddenly shouts...*
"Jaaaaaaaack" and everyone stares, the person then runs to the nearest bin and hides....

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Darth Gizmo

The coolest dog in the world.

Part Terrier, Part Poodle, Part Sith Lord.

Part Mr Whippy Machine.

Braver than a brave thing when there is a sheet of glass or a fence between him and the enemy. Meek enough to probably inherit a planet when not.

Usually is owned by the coolest people in the world (unless they are around 4' 5" and 9years old)

"ohh look at that dog, isn't he cool!!"
"That IS the Darth Gizmo, he is your father*. Prolly."

(*Technically impossible due to having been de-nadded)