The best place to eat spitburgers or other foreign objects in your food. The best way to go about getting your food spit in, is to order multiple sandwhiches off the dollar menu (especially if you're a teenager)
Moron teen 1: Hey dude! Let's order 7 Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers
Moron teen 2: Yeah dude! Yeah!
Employee: ::sound of spitting on food::
a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.
ew god, look at ashley today...her boobs look more suffocated than ever!
small creature that lives in the woods, feeds mainly on toads but occasinally eats the odd cow or two
omg that negus jus riped a cows head off!