loolex

uber, l33t, cant get any better...

"as loolex as one mortal can be" meaning "fuck u all i pretty much rule"

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thugery

Adj. Describes anything pertaining to a thug existence. Created completely on accident, and generaly used when talking about the Grand Theft Auto video game series.

Peep1: "Damn I just popped some caps in dem fools asses in GTA San Andreas fo' sho'!!1"
Peep2: "Wow, thats some hardcore thugery right there man..."

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ass bunnies

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.

"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"

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Bone Dance

The act of making sex, having sex, or getting down and dirty.

Yea, we got home last night n' did the bone dance.

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Angry Rhinoceros

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.

My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.

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pudding sick

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.

Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.

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mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.

"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."

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