Bone Dance

The act of making sex, having sex, or getting down and dirty.

Yea, we got home last night n' did the bone dance.

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Angry Rhinoceros

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.

My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.

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Niggarig

To assemble or fix something using very crude manners.
Stems from the words 'Nigga' and 'rig'.
'Nigga' representing one who is most likely black and lives in the ghetto, although not used racistly in this definition.
'Rig' representing how you fixed something (i rigged that up good.)

Niggarig is a very versatile word.

it can also mean something that has been assembled using crude or ghetto techniques.
for example:

To assemble a television antenna using only aluminum foil and tooth picks.

To fix a broken video game controller by duct taping it.

To apply super glue to a broken drinking glass.

used as verb or noun. Perhaps used as an adjective or pronoun if you can figure that one out (the author of this is not an english major).

"I niggarigged my computer to make it work last night"

"Man, that car is a complete niggarig."

"God damn Aaron, Yo bike is strait up niggarigged."

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loolex

uber, l33t, cant get any better...

"as loolex as one mortal can be" meaning "fuck u all i pretty much rule"

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abraham

A replacement for the commonly used insult of "Jew", it can be used freely without fear of offending a possible nearby Jewish individual.

It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.

Billy: "Hey Johnny, can i bum a dollar homie?"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"

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boat

An amphibious vehicle used to transport people from one area to another via water (duh).

a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.

Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.

Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.

A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.

African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.

Only rednecks and white trash have boats

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