Trolligus

When you have to Massage your grandmothers feet until u get fungus all over your hands

Grandmother: it’s time to trolligus
Kid 1: what’s that
Grandmother: it’s when u massage my feet till u get fungus on them
Kid 1: ok

Lemus

When fungus grows in your ball hair

Doctor: you have Lemus
Person 1:what’s that?
Doctor: it’s when fungus grows in your ball haif
Person 1 : damn son

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Trofus

When a white boy gets forced to Poo in a letter box and steals all the mail in it

Person 1: u have to do a trofus
White boy: it’s when I have to poo in a letter box and steal all the mail
Person 1:yes

Trolummi

When he sticks his big African Willy in a chocolate cake

Person 1:damn he just did a trolummi
Person 2: why did he stick his Willy in a cake
Person 1: yea that’s a trolummi
Person 2: ok

Tramuna

When you are playing with your big Willy and u have McDonald’s chips next to you and u shove the chip up ur penis hole and you can’t get it out

Person 1 : fuck I did a tramuna
Mum: what’s that
Person 1: it’s when u put a chip in ur penis hole and u can’t get it out

Baby yoda

Our fuckjng god that we pray to every day

Person 1; all praise the lord to baby yoda

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Bluga

When you have to put your hand in someone’s bum hole and they have To diarrhoea all over your hand

Person 1: it’s time to bluga
Person 2: it’s when u put ur hand in my bum and o diarrhoea all over it

Person1: ok