didgeridoos

Digits, phone number, mathematics

D: Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to?
T: I got her didgeridoos son!

7👍 9👎

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

27👍 6👎