Digits, phone number, mathematics
D: Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to?
T: I got her didgeridoos son!
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When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.
D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
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