quotch

To strike someone unnecessarily.

I quotch'ed Carpisan in the face good and proper today.

Carpisan

The art of being like a Koi Carp yet mildly Human.

Having spent his childhood in the company of the Koi, It was fairly obvious his state of being would be Carpisan.

Schplang

To get your mess everywhere

You should've seen the Schplang Carpisan left.

Malty

The taste or feeling of Malt.

-Whilst sipping beer-
Mmm, I'd say this is a bit malty wouldst thou not agree?

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Harpilivety

A state of Panic caused by flying in a lively manner.

Carpisan had a terrible case of Harpilivety after getting excessively Mashed.