Naomi Service

Head cheerleader. Legendary IT girl and hedonist. Has a penchant for booty. Has coined many erudite phrases that have become a part of popular culture.

e.g: sailorboy

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killerhurtz

dumbass newb who sucks at both UT and poker.

You're worse than KillerHurtz at UT, and that's saying something.

head bucket

The headgear of a retard.

Haha look at that drooling retard in his head bucket

mean

someone can be unkind

you are so mean

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wendy's

The best place to eat spitburgers or other foreign objects in your food. The best way to go about getting your food spit in, is to order multiple sandwhiches off the dollar menu (especially if you're a teenager)

Moron teen 1: Hey dude! Let's order 7 Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers
Moron teen 2: Yeah dude! Yeah!
Employee: ::sound of spitting on food::

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ashleys

a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.

ew god, look at ashley today...her boobs look more suffocated than ever!

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goiter

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.

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