Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

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Izzy and Ria

A very nice couple we’re Izzy thinks about ria day and night and wishes he was with her all the time.

Me: I wish we were like Izzy and ria

HIM

A person how is better then every one else. Or in simpler words Zachary Geronemus

Oh Zac is him and Spencer’s not