Noah

Okay this isn't a definition, but some of these are actually really true to me. Except the girls liking you.

Noah: yeah most of this shit is relatable

Nathan

The name of Michael's rottweiler in a brewstew video.

Michael's stepdad: oh godamnit Nathan stop licking your asshole!

Pizza slut worker 1: ah sick dude I think this guy's son is licking his own asshole
Pizza slut worker 2: really wow what a dirty little bastard