Hoodtwinked

When someone who used to be a twink still uses their twink photos on dating sites despite not being a twink any longer.

Guy 1: I was completely Hoodtwinked this past weekend.

Guy 2: What do you mean.

Guy 1: Met up with a twink from Grindr, and he hasn’t been a twink in a least 10 years.

Guy 2: Oh god, how bad.

Guy 1: A total bear.

Negly

A shortened slang term of the world negatively, used to mean something is bad.

The term is most notably used in the pilot episode of the 90s supernatural drama series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

“Chatter in the caf is that she got kicked out of her old school.”

“Neg.”
“Pos, rumor is she was starting fights.”

“Negly!”