Ethan

Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.

If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.

Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.

If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.

Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls

Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.