Trepibidetion

Fear or agitation about what might happen If you use a bidet.....

We installed a bidet because of the toilet paper shortage. Now we are filled with trepibidetion and no one wants to be the first to use it

Quarantine worthy

Someone you would be more than happy to be in quarantine with.

See that guy over there? He’s quarantine worthy

Maskaphobia

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask

The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask

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