When you get a boner in sweatpants.
Bouncer: Sorry sir your not permitted in here dressed like that.
Me: Why is that?
Bouncer: Our dancers donât want to be poked by your swoner!
When you Jizz in your Underwear
Damn girl, you got me so excited...now I have to walk around in my Junderwear!!!
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