twigger

noun—An appropriate (if offensive) label given to non-fats by those of the larger persuasion. This term was coined during a meeting of the Hairy Fat Man Association. This term is often associated with those skinny people deemed worthy to serve their great fat masters. While often associated with beanpoler disorder, this term is not synonymous with midget. Midgets are to be revered and given the proper respect (and shoulder rides when applicable).

"Oh, I didn't see you standing behind that flagpole, twigger!"
"Boy! Yes, you there, twigger! Fetch me another mug of sausage gravy and a box of Zingers!"
"Did you say something, twigger? I can't hear you—your air's too thin!"

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