Arnold

When you have your golfing partner bend over on the tee off, and strap a dildo to your driver then proceed to swing hard enough to launch the dildo, club, and the golfball so far up his asshole it the ball still goes 320 yards and proceeds to be 2 holes in one swing making it the rare golden eagle shot never even seen before

"I hope u had your camera out cause Jerry just ripped an Arnold through Mike closing the tournament coming out on the top"