defence of the ancients

The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.

Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.

Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!

(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)

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z

The Z is the easiest way to become 1337, leet. Just by adding z at the end of words ending with a consonant (ex b,c,d) - and some special words ending with vowel (ex a, e, i) but I am too lazy to write them down here- and z instead of s if the word ends with it, you'll become 1337:)

Example:

A: Hey whatz cracking dougz?
B: Not thatz muchz, justz pwnz some noobz atz the dotaz0or

A: Ah, Okay see you aroundz!

Notice:

1. ALWAYS write Dota with z0or (z cero o r) at the end. Totaly pwaning things like Dota MUST be written with z0or. (and only god knows why)

2. If you dont say the consonant, then just ignore it and remove it from your mind.

(example: ah)

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