Chief

A friend you respect.

Person A: „Can you pick me up tomorrow morning?“
Person B: „Sorry Chief, I will not be able to make it.“

Next mans willy

Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.

Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.

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Nutztier

Someone who has a low bar when looking for a partner and got ran through by the whole football team.

Person A: I think she likes me bro!
Person B: Bro, she‘s a Nutztier, she likes everybody.