Dad Boner

An older male who dresses in a stereotypical "dad" fashion. Often times showing his age when trying to dress too young for their age, trying too hard to come off still hip or cool but is painfully old, awkward and out of touch with whats normal.

Sometimes referred to specific "Dad Boner Moments"; like when you see a male wearing Awkwardly fitted "Dad Jeans" light denim from the 90's. A style completely out of place in todays society, but something a Dad would wear.(See example 1)
a completely non-sexual term.

1. That Gentleman over there in the Tommy Hilfiger jeans, brown braided belt and new balance shoes is a real dad boner.

2. Notable Dad Boners
Al Bundy
Garth Brooks
Phil Dunphy from Modern Family
Andrew Dice Clay

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